Amy hit the blogosphere

Caught herself a rocket ride out of this gutter
And she's never coming back, I fear.

First blog post. The pressure.

Had a date with a cop this weekend, and I learned a few things.
One: The portable flashing blue lights that you see the bad guys slap onto the roofs of their cars in the movies are magnetic. They don't work on convertibles.
Two: Where do they get the kids for a lineup? At the local high school. The kids are paid $20 to stand next to someone who is probably a classmate or at least an acquaintance.
Three: There are many women out there who are attracted to men in uniforms.
Four: K-9 dogs! I want one!
Five: I'm not the only one who thinks "Booda" is an awfully cute nickname for a dog.
Six: A mid-life crisis car is not a turn-on.