what happened to human-sized sleeves?

I hate three-quarter sleeve shirts. All they do is encourage a person to pull pull pull on her sleeves until they actually cover her arms. I went shopping yesterday looking for some new spring shirts, and jesus, what happened to regular ol' short-sleeved shirts? Everything is these stupid funky "cap" sleeves which encourage a person to pull pull pull on them until they cover the flab on the upper arm. Plus they show the tan lines and the difference between the white glow-in-the-dark skin and that which has seen the light of day.

Bean it's gonna have to be.