perhaps I should rename this the "dream blog"

Last night: I'm on the set of fucking Full House and I've been told to bring some props with me, so I brought painted pottery, for crying out loud. One of the pieces I brought was a mouse-sized round thing with the word "bump" painted on it. Huh? Also, they warned me to be careful when pronouncing the letter u.

Also last night: One year to the day after defending my diss, I'm required to come back and re-defend because, well, that's the new rule. Fuck. Apparently this one replaces all those biology test nightmares I had pre-defense.

Woke up exhausted to Belly yelling at the neighbor for daring to come on our side of the property to measure his fence. She's a good watchdog, that one.