today I became the prof who spits
I spat in class. Not on purpose. I was talking about something, all excitedly and it just kinda happened. It didn't hit anybody, fear not. Just one of the copies of the midterm.
Another funny thing (assuming you thought the first was funny): yesterday a colleague said this: My PMS is so bad that if I could deep-fry and salt my own arm, I'd eat it.
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re: spitting: I seem to do this all the time. I'm always noticing that I've spit on the textbook or on the blackboard. My students have all started sitting in the second row. (Though I told them they could bring umbrellas if they needed themm...)
Is it "I have spit" or "I have spat"? I guess I should know this...
I spit. I spat. I have spitted. I like that last one.
I have sputtled.
(PS--Today my PMS wa so bad I almost bit the head off the bus driver. And not because it was salty.)
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