Friday, August 04, 2006

my family's attempt to prevent me from shooting myself

Prevention in my case = banking on my never having enough money

Me: Guy, you have a gun, right?

Guy: Yup.

Me: Can I use it to shoot myself?

Guy: 20 cents for the bullet.

Nancy, in the other room: 20 cents!? Two dollars! And only if you promise to shoot Guy first.

2 Comments:

At 3:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, if you won the lotto, you'd kill yourself?

News from the Shoe

 
At 3:24 PM, Blogger aerobil said...

naah, but as the saying goes, you gotta play to win.

 

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