my family's attempt to prevent me from shooting myself
Prevention in my case = banking on my never having enough money
Me: Guy, you have a gun, right?
Guy: Yup.
Me: Can I use it to shoot myself?
Guy: 20 cents for the bullet.
Nancy, in the other room: 20 cents!? Two dollars! And only if you promise to shoot Guy first.
posted by aerobil @ 3:15 PM
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So, if you won the lotto, you'd kill yourself?
News from the Shoe
naah, but as the saying goes, you gotta play to win.
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