teaching nightmare in October?
Huh? I'm only supposed to have teaching nightmares in January and in July, the months before I begin teaching new classes. Well, last night's was a doozy. I don't feel rested.
I'm a half hour late for my 101 class. I'm at the media center trying to check out a TV/VCR combo, except I'm trying to explain that I need a DVD player, not a VCR. It's going to cost me $20, they tell me. I'm not paying $20 to show my class The Breakfast Club, I say to myself. The Breakfast Club? In 101? WTF? So I get on my bike to get back to class and I'm suddenly in some HUGE European city and I can't find my way back to campus. I stop a random guy and ask to use his cell phone so I can call my class and tell them to start writing something (anything) until I get there. Except he doesn't have his cell phone, so I follow him to get it and it's even more out of my way and as I'm following him on my bike I fall face first into a huge puddle.
If I had stayed asleep longer, it probably would've turned out that the guy whose cell phone I was trying to use was a serial killer luring me back to his dungeon.
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The Breakfast Club is OK, but I always prefer Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Does a great job of setting the tone for the semester...
Hmmmm...are you suggestion, o native speaker, that by showing FBDO, one will always look more impressive, teaching-wise, than the US history teacher?
Bueller?
Anyone?
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Sorry--didn't have time to make a correction. Actually, Ben Stein played the economics teacher... at any rate, I often feel like him rather than superior to him! *Sigh*
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