if you give a dog a muffin...

1. She might just stop yelling at the neighbors for being out in their yard on this gorgeous 60-degree day.
2. She'll get crumbs all over the place and spend the next half hour or so trying to get every last one, ingesting lots of dirt in the process.
3. She might begin to see that things are getting back to normal around here and RELAX. Corn muffins on Sunday morning are one indication.