walking 2 doggies in below-zero weather

Materials you'll need:

2 big black doggies
2 leashes with pinch collars attached
2 pup lights
4 safety orange booties
just a pinch of the patience of a saint

To prepare:

Lock one very young ADHD dog in the bedroom so that you can get the other one ready in her booties. Do what you can not to laugh at her. She's too cute.

Bundle yourself up so that you can barely move. And you're on your way.