precious metal

Gold crown inserted into mouth today. Shiny.

Reactions to this have been interesting. Friends here think it's great. Friends at home think it's gonna make me look like a gangster. It's in the way, way back, so you can't see it unless I open my mouth really really wide, which I never do when I laugh or anything. Never.

More durable than porcelain, and its value only increases, regardless of what I've got stuck in it. When I die, people, be sure that someone goes in and gets the gold before they put me in the ground. Buy a round of drinks in my honor.