these arms are made of paste
Recipe for pasty white arms:
3 cups of white bleached flour
1 tablespoon water
Attempt to combine. Keep covered under long sleeves for six months of the year. Do not apply lotion.
Uncover in early April. Pass out from the glare.
Repeat process beginning in mid-October.
Don't even think about the legs. Dem damn things are beyond repair.
posted by aerobil @ 8:11 AM
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2 Comments:
tell me about it. I gotta dig out the insta-tan. I'm even thinking of having my legs waxed. Just the knees on down--I'm not ready for more than that. I plan to spend this summer in shorts and skirts, so these legs gotta look a bit more presentable.
At my house it snows dead skin cells each time I change my clothes
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