aftermath
When I had had Annabelle for just a few months and we were living in an apartment on Green Street in Syracuse, I came home one day to find her water bowl completely empty save for a couple feathers stuck to the bottom of it. There were feathers stuck in her coat. When I went to the bedroom I saw a scene not unlike the one that follows here:
When I got home from school yesterday, no more than two minutes before S. did, I walked into the living room to this. It was a little bit funny. When I heard the garage door open, I went downstairs to greet S. and told him I wanted him to experience what I had just experienced. "I don't wanna experience anything," he whined. "Tell me."
"Nope. I want you to have the same surprise I had."
"I'm not going upstairs. I'm gonna stay down here all night."
All of these feathers, folks, were from HALF a couch pillow. Dang, they stuff those things real good. Poor Petula the Penguin. She was covered and she had no way to escape.
We'll be finding feathers for at least the next week or so. I've blamed it all completely on Wrigley, though when I was telling Nan about it last night, she suggested that maybe the girls were playing tug-o-war with the pillow. Belly tells me no, it was all Wiggles. And while Wrigley was making this mess, Belly coached her, telling her what it was like when she had done the same thing. Back when she was a baby.
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All I can think about is what sort of songs Petula performs. Like, something about ice and herring to the tune of "Downtown"?
And my mind goes back to coming home to the crotch chewed out of my favorite Calvin Klein jeans. And you just know the cats were egging P.D. on...
Petula mostly just grunts. But she looks cute doing it.
You should ask my mom about the comforters. They were some kind of fake down and bandit shreaded the entire thing. It looked very similar to your pictures!
Boy, am I glad I have a cat! Even if she cried and cried this morning for me to get up when I wanted to sleep in, and even if she has fled all over the house and onto the patio as I have futilely chased after her in an attempt to remove a dingleberry from her silky fur, and even if she chewed a whole ream of copy paper, and the mat of a piece of artwork! Lord only knows where she learns this stuff from, because she has no siblings--unless, of course, it's from the dog next door. She's 7 for goodness sake!
I have even resorted to covering my dining room table with a twin bed fitted sheet so she doesn't destroy what I'm currently working on!
Why do we make our lives so difficult? I know! I know!
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Okay, I just had to: everyone hum along while Petula sings:
When you’re home with the dogs and they’re making a mess
You can always go – downstairs
When they’ve gone crazy and the feathers are flying
It’s good to go – downstairs
Just listen to the music of the washer in the basement
Hang out in the corner where the dogs are very distant…
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