overheard at pottery

A: Hillary's making new friends so that she'll have backups when I've shot myself.

J: You know, very few women die that way. Most take pills.

C: Yeah, why would someone shoot themselves? It's so much easier to take pills.

J: Just take a shitload. I'd never shoot myself because I'd be worried that I'd miss and then I'd have to live with the damage.

A: You know, the one thing that's stopped me from shooting myself is the thought of Annabelle licking up my brains. She'd be right there, cleaning me up.

J: That's so sweet.

A: You really think pills?

C: Just don't call us in the middle of it when you've changed your mind.