yummy tums

I just took Tums for the first time in my life. Fruit flavored tums. And I think I love them. I started out with two for a minor tummy upset, liked them so much that I took another. And just now I went back to the bathroom and took one more, though I had a hard time deciding between red and orange.

How, with the weak stomach that I have, have I lived for 34 years without the pleasure of these chalky treats?