at the risk of overselling once again...

...I got my honey the world's BEST birthday present EVAR.

The big day is April 23, and though he really doesn't like attention to his birthday of any kind, I say too bad to that cuz I like to buy presents and then oversell them here on this blog.

There will be no party, but there will be cake and there will be, ahem, the best present in the history of presents. He's gonna be so happy.

No, really. He will be. I promise.

Trust me on this.