late start
While watching the Cubs lose to the Orioles on Tuesday night:
Me: Honey, I want to be a big league baseball player.
He: You don't hear much about 35-year-old women breaking into the big leagues.
Me: Why not? It's not faaaaaaaaaair.
Pause.
Me: Well, what about 36-year-old women?
He agreed that, yes, I'll have a much better chance in October.
Labels: Cubbies
1 Comments:
Hmmm...which part of being a big leaguer is it that attracts you, exactly? I'm thinking not so much the working out and road trips with obnoxious sweaty guys...
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